Dumb questions..

Just posting some of dumb questions I know.. 1. Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? 2. Why is it, that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo? 3. Why does the rooster's crow spelled as cocka-doodle-doo? 4. When they first invented the clock how did they know what time it wasWhen they first invented the clock how did they know what time it was? 5. Who do you call when the fire station catches on fire? 6. Why does a mirror reflect your image? 7. hat hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? 8. Why do you always have to end a question with a question mark? 9. Do you wake up or open your eyes first? 10. Why is it that when driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?